"WE could NOT find a book, written by parrots, on training the human to become an obedient servant so Dustbunny and I decided to write one. It was about time." ...Echo

Maya T. Greenwing of the Sun Conure Times writes about this hilarious book:

My Human My Slave is a very funny book that addresses the growing need for parrot/ masters and their human slaves to co-exist in a loving, nurturing atmosphere. Worldwide, thirteen million birds have human slaves. Many humans have been abandoned or passed from home to home because there has been no guide for forming a good relationship between master and slave.

My Human, My Slave provides the remedy. It is a program of human behavior modification. This wonderful program is fully detailed in this well-written, descriptive text. Additionally, this book will help you to find the right slave. It also explains which humans not to consider as slaves, and why.

My Human My Slave explains the way humans grow and develop, as well as how behavioral problems can start. This book explains "bite aversion therapy" and how and when to apply it. Case studies and a thorough examination of pertinent issues add considerable interest to the text. These and other special features make this one of the most indispensable reference books you will ever find.

My Human My Slave is the only book to ever approach this subject from the viewpoint of the parrot/master. It will make an earth-shattering difference in how parrot /masters view and relate to their slaves, and will end forever the problem of poor unwanted and neglected slaves spending their days in their rooms, totally ignored by their parrot/ masters.

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Meet the respected Authors
The idea for this book came from reading books written by humans on training the parrot to become an obedient pet. It's time we had our own book, written by parrots and set the story straight.

Echo Bird is a highly respected parrot and, to date, has been enormously successful in training her human slave. She is fluent in both Spanish and English and, is currently working on her PHD in Human Studies from the University of Xaman-Ha, Q. Roo, Mexico.

Dust Bunny

Dustbunny ‘Too is the leading developer of the human behavior modification techniques described in the text. She is the 1998 recipient of the Noble Macaw Peace Prize for her work in Psittacine/Homo Sapiens communications.

Elizabeth Aaron is just a featherless, well-trained human who knows how to type and spell.

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